Behind my shadow, there's always something else: October 2008

10/30/08

Can anyone tell me why I keep reading this part over and over and over again on Eelin's blog.
"but until today, i dont understand joey fully. She's a mystery, because i cnt tell when she cares and when she doesnt. I cnt tell if she says what she says on purpose or because she isnt tactful, its really hard to tell, but i guess, others dont understand it either."

It keeps repeating in my head.

"but until today, i dont understand joey fully. She's a mystery, because i cnt tell when she cares and when she doesnt. I cnt tell if she says what she says on purpose or because she isnt tactful, its really hard to tell, but i guess, others dont understand it either."

"but until today, i dont understand joey fully. She's a mystery, because i cnt tell when she cares and when she doesnt. I cnt tell if she says what she says on purpose or because she isnt tactful, its really hard to tell, but i guess, others dont understand it either."

I want to ask, I want to ask myself so many things.

Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

I'll make my decision this Saturday.

Is it really because of these reasons I seem like a mystery.

Heck, Saturday is the day.

I'm waiting, till it arrives.

Everything will be put aside until Saturday arrives.

You promised.

10/28/08

Thanks to you, I can't wait for Saturday.

10/25/08

Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn’t ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald’s and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you’re in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, “May I take your order?”
12. When asked if they can take your order say, “Why, can I take yours?”
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That’s it.
17. Don’t order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

These are damn damn funny!

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument.
Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, “I’m going to find my gang to hantam you!”
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, “Don’t think just because you perm your hair, we can’t recognize you, okay!”

Omg, these are absolutely funny.

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight….”I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way to easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he’d probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution especially since I was smashed, in order to avoid a conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o’clock. He didn’t seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh crap!”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times,giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.”

ROFLMAO.

There was this case in the hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings regardless of their medical conditions.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought thatit had to do with the supernatural.
Why the death?
So the doctors decide to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.
Come Friday morning,everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again.
Some holdingwooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evils…
….. Just before the expected time….
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Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes inand unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner.

10/24/08

THREE BIG FUNNY JOKES!

1）
两个朋友在喝咖啡。
A：“你搅咖啡的时候，用哪一只手？”
B：“右手啊。”
A：“哇！你好厉害哦！都不怕烫！我都要用汤匙。”

2）
在飞机上，空姐问一个小女孩：“飞机在天空飞，为什么不会撞到星星呢？”
小女孩说：“我知道！因为星星会闪！”

3）
有一天，豆沙包和馒头去戏院看戏。结果，豆沙包哭了，馒头却没有哭。
你知道为什么吗？
因为馒头没有filling!
又有一天，豆沙包和莲蓉包去看电影。这次，莲蓉包却哭了，豆沙包却没有哭。
为什么呢？
因为他们有不同的filling!

I think these jokes damn funny can! The coffee one totally no link. No link jokes are absolutely funny!

I think of you,
I think of you as nice,
I think of you as nice and capable,
I think of you as nice, capable and smart.
I think of you as average,
I think of you as average and getting worse.
I think of you as bad,
I think of you as hateful.

I think of you.

I thank you for making me who I am today.

10/22/08

Here I am again, after... 5mins. -.-

Letters, are boring, I wouldn't write any, since I guess what's written by me is almost illegible. Actually right now. Let's dedicate a few short messages to almost everyone.

.-.

Number 1 in my mind right now...

My mom, but I'm not going to dedicate to her, obviously.

Duck Choo.

Walk faster in future. I want this to be personal, but I shall type some out here. First, want to say a big thank you for listening to me rant about everything. Actually got a lot more de, another day got time then tell you. Learn to sleep earlier, you can't always sleep in class. Not in sec 3.

Eelin.

I reply to you ah. Do I seem like such a mystery. If I somehow seemed mean, I'm sorry, in some way or another. I didn't mean to. When I seem not to care, I actually do, maybe because I don't usually show it. Mysteries are always there, waiting for you to solve them. However I can tell you, this is one big mystery, but it's always waiting. Don't always talk about suicide. You may be another person to the world, but you may the world to another person.

Qiggie.

Yes, frog, this is for you. Don't wave your arms around anymore when you're trying to describe something. You might just hit someone, just like how I hit Eelin straight in her face by accident. Different class but can go home together also. Nothing to say le .-. There are things that need not be spoken. You will understand, if you don't, continue figuring it out.

Qianhui.

Thanks for listening to me rant about everything too. Crazy stuff. And other stuff. Most importantly, thanks for being there. For me to make fun of sometimes, but I don't really mean to. You know what I mean too. I guess you do.

Laura, Ginny, Jessica.

:D:D:D Different class never mind, we're still in the same CCA, if you don't quit. Don't ah! Time spent these two years have been fun, and crazy at times too. During CCA especially. To all three of you, continue to be such smarty pants and pass me some hardworking-ness. Thank you. Haha.

No more already, not our class one.

Mum.

Yes I love you too.

And lastly, to my beloved chocolate milk.

Make sure you never run out.

Believe in that greatness that lies within you to release it.

Thanks to whoever gave me that. (:

This is for Duck Choo!

To travel faster is to use other means of transport. Fly.

There was one more but I forgot. :(

Fly, Duck, FLY.

Fly.

FLY.

FLY!

Flap your wings and fly!

xD

10/20/08

Murder

MediaCoder I so promise to kill you, you die on me every single time! I so hate you, I shall delete you, stamp on you, kill you with a hammer and download your newer version to make you jealous.

I hate you.

10/17/08

If someone ever asked you: Will war ever stop, and everyone gets along?
What would your answer be?
I'd say no.

To stop war, you need power, unimaginable power, and what'd you do about conflicts that never stop, what'd sparked off the war between the USA and Iraq? Political issues, personl conflicts? What've they done to try and stop war? By building robots that can detect and disable landmines? This effort is just futile.

To stop violence and war, you'd need to gain the unformaidable power, become invincible so you'd take control of everything. But someone out there'd be unhappy with you, and just you to rule the world. Even if you're unformidable, someone'd try to climb above you to reach a newer level.

What'd your answer be?

10/15/08

Moving your limbs meaning you have to move your muslces, and you need to have nerves to react along with it. If you'd lost your arm by amputation or other means, what would a replacement be like?

A mechanical arm, with high technology that will connect the system to your nerves, and it acts on hydraulics to allow smooth movement and lesser effort to move it? But you'd have to replace it everytime you grow, if you're growing, and send it for maintanence. What if there was really such a replacement, how much would it cost..

The same goes for legs, you'd have to clean it, frequently grease it, and people would build weapons with it.

10/8/08

Goodness, my mum officialy gave me a big shock. Yesterday night or sometime she told me because she never see me study then I cannot play. :O Such a big shock! Die of heart attack. -.- Screw it.