Behind my shadow, there's always something else

12/25/08

RED ALERT: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

I forgot to write to Santa. I wonder if he exists.

Dear Santa,
I wonder if you're reading this. I don't mind receiving my present tonight. I think you were supposed to send it yesterday night, but I guess you forgot. You're forgiven. One last chance. I have been super nice this year. Yea I have been super nice, nicer than you are.

I want an all-in-one present. Maybe you can give me some kind of bring-whatever-you-want-to-you device. Hi-tech device. Wow. Thanks. That would be just great.

There are some chilli cookies and I wonder if you like fishballs. You can bring them home to your wife. There's a plastic bag, you can use that. There's ketchup and chilli sauce in the fridge too. Help yourself. You can have a piece of chocolate if you want. But just one.

Regards,
Joey