Behind my shadow, there's always something else

12/16/08

Took from Joanne's blog! HAHAHAHA nothing to do.

Starting time: 2112hr
Shoe size: I don't really know my shoe size. I wear whatever fits.
Height: 152 and counting.
Where u live: SengKang
Favorite drinks: Does water count.

Have you ever:

1. Been on a plane?
I was so young I forgot.

2. Fallen asleep in school?
Yea, and got a poke in my face.

3. Broke someone heart?
HAHAHAHA YES I DID.

4. Fell off your chair?
I don't fall off things. I fall on things.

5. Sit by the phone all night waiting for someone's call?
There wouldn't be anything that would be this important.

6. Saved e-mails?
When I don't bother to delete them they stay rotten.

7. What is your room like?
OH! You have to kick an item out of your way for every step you take.

8. The last thing you ate?
Does drinking honey from a straw count.

9. Ever had chicken pox?
Nursery!

10. Sore throat?
The last one was quite long ago.

11. Broken nose?
Broke my brother's head, broke my pencil, broke my handphone, broke my ruler.

12. Do u believe in love at first sight?
You can't see love.

13. Do u like picnics?
(: I hate them.

Who was the last person:

14. You danced with?
Pinky and Brows danced for me.

15. Who made you smile?
Pinky and Brows.

16. You last yelled at??!
My handphone for running out of battery.

Today did you:

17. Talk to someone u like?
I wonder.

18. Kiss anyone?
No.

19. Fall sick?
Today is my lucky day.

20. Talk to an ex?
._.

21. Miss someone?
Miss two people?

22. Eat?
I thought it said drink.

23. Best feeling in the world?
Does it mean "Today did you best feeling in the world" -.-

24. Do you sleep with stuff animals?
Pinky and Brows and a few others who do not have names because they're not my friends.

25. What's under your bed?
(: The empty space with aeroplanes. Below that would be dust, then the floor. Then my neighbour downstairs? Need more?

26. Who do you really hate?
(:

27. What time is it?
Burger time.

Random:

28. Is there someone in your mind?
Yes. (:

29. Do you have any siblings?
One crazy one senile.

30. Do you one children?
Yea right I have ten.

31. Do you smile often?
-_-

32. Do u like your handwriting?
It changes. I wonder why, but why not.

33. Are your toe nails painted?
You know this isn't Joey Ong if the answer is yes.

34. Whose bed rather then yours will you sleep in?
It depends on whether I have the energy to move to my bed.

35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey white

36. What were you doing at 7pm yesterday?
Either watching tv or fiddling with the PSP

37. You can't wait till?
You tell me.

38. Are you friendly?
Yes I love to rip teddy bears apart. (:

.39. Do you have any pets?
Yes. A lot of turtles.

40. Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
You answer this.

41. Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to u?
When was the last time?

42. Do you sleep with the tv on?
Yes when I was young I would lie on the bed watch tv and drink my milk from the bottle and fall asleep then the milk will drip on the bed then my mum comes in and I don't remember what she'll do. I would lie on the sofa and watch tv with my pillow and fall asleep even today HAHAHA.

43. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Classroom window.

44. Are you too forgiving?
Not too forgiving. But forgiving enough.

45. Are you closer to your mum or dad?
Mud/Mad/Dud/Dum.

46. Who was the last person u cried in front of?
Don't know.

47. Do you eat healthily?
HAHAHA no.

48. Do you have a picture of you and your ex?
You get me one.

49. Have you ever cried over something someone said to you?
.-.

50. If your having a bad day where will you go?
Toilet -.- Room.

51. Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Quiet. (:

52. Are you confident?
No ideaaaaaaaaa.

53. 5 things you were doing 10 years ago?
When I was 4 I would nibble on the milk bottle that rubber thing, hugging my blankie wherever I go, fall asleep on the tv, and... Oh, go to nursery class -.-

54. 5 things on your today to do list.
Finish this quiz, then the next quiz, change the song I'm listening to, post the two quizes, sleep.

55. 5 things you would do if i was a billionaire.
Hmm. Give 10 dollars to everyone I see on the streets. 4 million people, 10 dollars each. It only costs me a mere 40 million dollars. Then I would wait to the economy to recover and keep the money. HAHAHAHA

56. 5 of your bad habits
1 one my bad habits, 2 of my bad habits, 3 of my bad habits, 4 of my bad habits and 5 of my bad habits. That's all five.

57. 5 places you've lived in
Blk I dunno what block Simei dunno where unit number dunno what. I cannot remember! But I remember my mum would be chatting away with some other aunties and I would sit in the ledge.

58. 5 jobs you've had
Never had one.

WAH FINALLY FINISH.

The next quiz.

Dear (person who tagged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11) .
(12),
(Your name)

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The News - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left earM/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drinks - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Joanne,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it first of may under a state of trance and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Joey.